This is better than a soap opera! Heck, we we don't even need to make this storyline up, it just keeps falling into our laps.
Announcing newly engaged "power couple" Wayne Pacelle and fiance, ABC news correspondent Lisa Fletcher. Nothing like an opportune hearts-and-flowers announcement to spice up your book sales. The exploitation continues unabated!
Poor Wayne; he looks like he's in pain, doesn't he?
Sure hope Lisa doesn't plan to have any kids; I hear the brain and nervous system doesn't develop properly without vitamin B-12 (and it's not reliably available in vegan foods). Not sure if she is a vegan, but since Wayne requires that his HSUS cohorts are vegan, it seems likely that he'd require that in a prospective wifey poo as well.
A vegan diet for kids...that could be considered child abuse, couldn't it?
Hmm, maybe that explains the genesis of the HSUS thinktank. Could the HSUS vegan heads be a bit low on an essential vitamin?